my list of funny (and not so funny) quotes that i really like

"I feel like a mile of ice cream."

From Milk Inside a Bag of Milk Inside a Bag of Milk...

"Cowards excel at staying alive."

-General Chrome from Iconoclasts

"Leave a lie to fester through generations and it becomes unwritten law. It's conveniently exploitable."

-Agent Black, also from Iconoclasts

"I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL"

-wint (@drill) on Twitter

"We might be in the history God abandoned."

-Akane in Zero Time Dilemna

"Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show."

-Terry Pratchett in Discworld (Going Postal)

"being a girl online is the manliest thing you can do since women cant pretend to be women unlike men"

-Potral (@Portal_VT) on Twitter

"I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days."

-Burgerpants from Undertale

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

-Homer Simpson

"Shame is our currency in the economy of degeneracy. If you wanna be weird you gotta pay for it by feeling bad."

-DWK in Totally Legit Recap

"Do you want to use a machine or do you want the machine to use you?"

-Doohan from Cowboy Bebop

"Excelence is not an art, it's pure habit. We are what we repeatedly do."

-The Edge from Furi

"We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment."

-Pod 153 from NieR:Automata

"The weight of my sins drags me closer to hell but I sit in a throne higher than God's."

-novaangelofgays on Tumblr

"You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies"

-aplpaca on Tumblr