"I feel like a mile of ice cream."
From Milk Inside a Bag of Milk Inside a Bag of Milk...
"Cowards excel at staying alive."
-General Chrome from Iconoclasts
"Leave a lie to fester through generations and it becomes unwritten law. It's conveniently exploitable."
-Agent Black, also from Iconoclasts
"I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL"
-wint (@drill) on Twitter
"We might be in the history God abandoned."
-Akane in Zero Time Dilemna
"Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show."
-Terry Pratchett in Discworld (Going Postal)
"being a girl online is the manliest thing you can do since women cant pretend to be women unlike men"
-Potral (@Portal_VT) on Twitter
"I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days."
-Burgerpants from Undertale
"If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
-Homer Simpson
"Shame is our currency in the economy of degeneracy. If you wanna be weird you gotta pay for it by feeling bad."
-DWK in Totally Legit Recap
"Do you want to use a machine or do you want the machine to use you?"
-Doohan from Cowboy Bebop
"Excelence is not an art, it's pure habit. We are what we repeatedly do."
-The Edge from Furi
"We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment."
-Pod 153 from NieR:Automata
"The weight of my sins drags me closer to hell but I sit in a throne higher than God's."
-novaangelofgays on Tumblr
"You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies"
-aplpaca on Tumblr